tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2361807883416983139.post6224898368939246703..comments2009-03-10T16:21:40.040-04:00Comments on Funny Stuff from David Shiles: Jack's Muslim Jokes Part 17Funny Stuff from David Shileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04365084203838580360noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2361807883416983139.post-47367773646864928222007-12-12T10:13:00.000-05:002007-12-12T10:13:00.000-05:00Muslim Math Exam:Another Original By: JACK City - ...Muslim Math Exam:<BR/>Another Original By: JACK <BR/><BR/>City - Any Muslim School<BR/>Type: Math Proficiency Exam <BR/>Real Name: _________________ <BR/><BR/>Terrorist Name: _____________________<BR/>Terrorist Affiliation: _________________ <BR/><BR/>TEST Questions …<BR/>1. Mohammed has an AK-47 with a 15-round clip. If he misses 14 out of every 15 shots. It takes him 12 seconds to change out clips. He uses 4 clips. How long will it be before he his killed ? <BR/>2. Abu bin Dumbass has 12 kilos of raw opium, and he sells one and half kilos for $325. An RPG launcher cost $950. Each rocket grenade cost $75. How many more kilos does Abu have to sell to buy one RPG launcher and 3 grenades? <BR/>3. Akbar is pimping 8 Muslim whores. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Akbar can pay for his $500 per day cocaine habit and his $900 per day gambling habit? <BR/>4. Moktar wants to cut his half-pound of unrefined heroin to make a 20% profit. How many ounces of finished cut will he need? <BR/>5. Azeem bin Azhar gets $200 for stealing Saddam’s toilet seats. If he has stolen 10 seats how much money has he made? <BR/>6. al-Zarkawi is paid $500 by the House of Saud for every car bomb he sets off in Iraq. He was just paid $10,000. How many bombs did he set off? <BR/>7. If the average strap-on suicide bomb weighs 10 kilos, how many suicide bombers are needed for 320 metric tons of explosives? <BR/>8. Abdullah has 10 goats, 3 camels, 2 donkeys, one baboon, and 4 wives. He has sex twice a day. He has 5 children and two of his wives are pregnant. How many times per week does he fuck the baboon?<BR/>9. Amir has 3 camels. He likes fried camel dung. Each camel excretes 10 pounds of dung per day. How much dung will he need to feed a Ramadan party of 300 guests?<BR/>10. Habib sucks the dick of 5 goats per day, he has a herd of 2121 goats, assuming he never sucks the same goats cock, how many days will elapse before he has suck the cock of every goat in his herd?Virgin Sheep need P.E.T.A. Nownoreply@blogger.com