Muslim Women: Another Great Original By: JACK (Q) Why Do MUSLIM Women Cover Their Faces? (A) They think Cover-up means Cover Girl. (A) To hide their Bad Breath. (A) To hide the Camel Piss stains on their teeth. (A) To avoid public ridicule for being so fucking ugly. (A) To hide the fact they are Inbred Baboon decedents. (A) To avoid being a look alike Martha Stewart Clone Doll. (A) To hide their shame they are a Muslim and part of the biggest group of terrorist in the world
Religious Outing: Another Great One By: JACKA Lebanese Christian, a Saudi Arab Muslim, and an Israeli Jew deicide to go on a 3-day camping trip to the Ural Mountains to improve religious ties and show people can live and be together from different religious backgrounds. They are hiking along to their designated and assigned campsite when they see something in the path. The Christian says, “Don’t step there that looks like a pile of bear dung to me.” The Jew says, “I agree, but let me smell it. Yep smells like dung.” The Christian says, “Well it looks like dung and smells like dung but how can we be sure it is bear dung?” The Muslim says, “No problem, I’ll taste it.” So he takes a huge taste and says, “Nope its not bear dung, its Donkey Dung, just like the kind I eat back home.”
Taliban:Q: How come the Taliban are not circumcised? A: It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.
You Must Choose: Another Original By: JACK(Q): A deadly snake and a Muslim are both approaching you rapidly, you are a dead shot, you have a gun, but only one bullet, which one do you shoot ? (A): The MUSLIM of course !! The snake only bites when provoke. We know the Muslim’s intention.
Opinion on Muslims: Another Great One By: JACK I don’t personally have anything against Muslims. In fact, I think everyone should own one or two !!
Spurn: Another Great One By: JACK God said evil was spurn from the belly of the beast. In the case of Muslim Terrorist, a Pig just had a bad case of diarrhea !!
Milk It Makes A Body Strong: Another Great One By: JACK (Q) Why do Muslim Men like the taste of goat’s milk? (A) Because it tastes just like their underage daughter’s milk when she’s lactating!!
Towel Heads: Another Original By: JACK (Q): What do they do with those ugly towels after a Muslim dies? (A): They wrap them up and make Sand Dunes out of them. (A): They are used for a poor excuse for speed bumps in Iraq.
The Brothel: As Added To and Amended By: JACK Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having a beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad." Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation." Then a Muslim Cleric entered the Brothel, and one said, “Aye, must be sum very young girls in there!” Then they saw a Catholic Priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity... one of the girls must be quite ill."
Muslim Children: Another Great Original By: JACK (Q) Why do Muslim Children learn animal sounds in Kindergarten such as a baby lamb, camel, monkey, and jackass? (A) So they can follow the sounds in the desert at night to find their Daddy.
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