You may be a Redneck Muslim if …..Your mother wears combat bootsYour wife lets loud Pussy Farts in PublicYou Blow your nose on your wife’s BurkaYour local Islamic religious leaders all have a fancy for your GoatYour wife picks her teeth with a rusty old bayonetYou grease your Donkey’s ass and cart with Pigs FatYour opium inhaler is Taliban certifiedYou mix Camel Dung and Water for your Water PipeYour wife’s breath smells like a goats used assYou need a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass to find your penis
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You may be a Redneck Muslim if …..
Your mother wears combat boots
Your wife lets loud Pussy Farts in Public
You Blow your nose on your wife’s Burka
Your local Islamic religious leaders all have a fancy for your Goat
Your wife picks her teeth with a rusty old bayonet
You grease your Donkey’s ass and cart with Pigs Fat
Your opium inhaler is Taliban certified
You mix Camel Dung and Water for your Water Pipe
Your wife’s breath smells like a goats used ass
You need a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass to find your penis
Post a Comment