Thursday, August 30, 2007

Jack's Muslim Jokes Part 4

10 comments:

Good 1 There Jack said...

10 Ways How Muslim Girls Can Be Bad:

Another Great Original Joke By JACK

(1) Burn that ugly fucking scarf (burka) on your head.
(2) Daunt that make up, paint that face, and may be, just may be boys will notice you.
(3) Bathe more frequently, its not polite in Western cultures, except France, to smell like Camel Shit.
(4) Fuck now, fuck often, but fuck WHITE.
(5) Kiss the first Jewish Boy you see.
(6) Wipe your ass after a good shit using the pages of the Koran (Muslim Bible).
(7) Attend Catholic Mass on Sunday. Go to confession and sucks the priest’s cock.
(8) Eat BBQ Spare Ribs and Guzzle Bear, then go fart at the supermarket.
(9) Pose for Playboy Magazine.
(10) Get your own Porn Website complete with a live video feed of your Lesbian encounter with your half-sister.

Does P.E.T.A. Know said...

Muslim Sheep:
There was this traveling Rabbi riding a donkey down a country road in the Palestine Occupied Territories when he noticed a Muslim Man in a field violating a sheep. This frightened the Rabbi so he stopped at the next farmhouse. He knocked on the door and a young Muslim Boy answered.
The Rabbi inquired, Did you know there is a man on your land violating your sheep?
Baa said the Muslim Boy it’s ok, Baa that's my Daddy.

Ouch That Must Hurt said...

Blender:
(Q) What do you get when you put a Muslim in a Blender?
(A) Brown ooze that smells like Camel Dung.

Jack Agrees said...

Age Old Turban Question:
(Q) What do you call a fat pig wearing a turban?
(A) Porky P-p-prophet

Anonymous said...

Bronze:
A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at everything, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must have it. So he takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze rat?"

The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story." The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walks down the street, carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begin following him down the street.

This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But, within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing.

He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the millions, are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it and are all drowned.

The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha", says the owner, "You have come back for the story?"
"No", says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronzed Muslim and anything French!"

Jack said...

The Definition of C.A.I.R. :
C unts
A fter
I slamic
R ights

Get R Done said...

Choices or Not:
Another Great One By: JACK

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a
Muslim Cleric.
You have a gun with two bullets.
What should you do?
Shoot the Muslim. Twice. Then PISS on him!

Semper Fi said...

CNN on Killing Muslims:
A 'touchy-feelie' useless liberal CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked,

"What do you feel when you shoot a Muslim Terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

God Bless The United States Marines

Fido said...

Dog Food:
The vet came over yesterday to look at my small herd of Rottweilers Dogs. The vet said, that their shit was runny, smelled horrible, and had small pieces of rags in the stool. He asked me, what I had been feeding them?
I said, ‘Muslims.”

Anonymous said...

Five Excellent Reasons Why as a MUSLIM You Should Blow Yourself Up:

1) For the camaraderie and comfort
2) For the Fundamentalist entertainment and activity
3) To meet other people
4) To escape the infidel world
5) To get laid by ugly ass whores in Hell (hahaha)