Here’s a parody of the Brady Bunch TV Theme Song...Here's a storyOf Bin LadenWho was living with 3 talibansOne was gayAnd one was hornyThe other one was BushHere's a storyOf SaddamWho was living with 3 lovers of his ownLike Tony Blairand Colin PowellThe youngest one named BobSo then these terrorists got togetherAnd they knew it was much more than a hunchThen these French people merged togetherThat's the way they became Al-Quida BunchAl-Quida BunchAl-Quida BunchThat's the way they became Al-Quida Bunch*French president stars as the maid bitch*
This farmer saw an Arab screwing his goat, so he called the cops and they arrested him.The defendant hired this lawyer who had the knack of picking a favorable jury. The defendant's lawyer called to the witness stand, the owner of the goat....... "Now tell the judge, just what you saw my client doing." "Well your honor, I saw that man fucking my goat." Then the lawyer said," and tell the judge what else you saw." Well Judge, after fucking my goat, he had the goat lick his dick to clean him up." About that time, one juror whispered to another juror, "a good goat will do that for ya.....”
Q. What do you call an Arab standing on a corner in Mecca, with a goat under each arm? A. Pimp Q. What do you call a goat in Mecca? A. Fucked Q. How do people in Mecca, practice safe sex? A. Mark the goats that kick, with a big X Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a goat in Mecca? A. Breaking it's neck, when you try to kiss it. Q: What do they call a goat barn in Mecca? A whorehouse Q: What are the 3 new uses for goats in Mecca: A: Sex, milk and meat – usually in that order. Q: What does an Arab call an unemployed goat in Mecca? A: Abdul Billy Idol. Q: What does an Arab call a goat at sea? A: Billy Ocean. Q: What does an Arab call a spastic Mecca goat? A: Billy the kid. Q: What does an Arab call a goat that lip syncs? A: Billy-Vanilli.
A door-to-door Muslim salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try one more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined to make a sale. A small boy opens the door, and the salesman starts in with his sales pitch. The boy stood there speechless, and the salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting anywhere, asked the boy where his mother was. The boy didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs. The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the boy's mother in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the salesman slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs the little boy by the shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which the little boy responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."(Note: you must speak the boy's response like a goat)
At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting theirshuttle flight start conversing about the recent worldly events.The strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native American. Anotherwas a cowboy from West Texas. The other person was a devout Arab Muslim.During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.The Native American stated, "Once my people were many, now we are few."The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "Once my people were fewand now we are many."The Cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth andsaid with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslimsyet."
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