You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you open the Koran and see a picture of yourself, and it has 'Idiot' written on it.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your AK47 is older than you are.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you stand on a toilet seat instead of sitting down like a real human being.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you wear your turbine too tight and think you can beat America.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think Osama bin Laden’s white towel on his head is sexy.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you live in a cave like a cockroach and plan terrorist attacks.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you drink goat’s milk and get high.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM if you get a hard on every time you see the ass of a Camel.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your youngest wife is older than your oldest daughter.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you stick a hose up your ass to clean the crap out of it after shitting all over the place.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you bathe in Camel Dung.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have lick the balls of at least two Israeli’s in the past week.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your and old fashioned ‘Jizz Drinker.’
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you participated in Saddam’s rape rooms.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your wives wear scarves over their faces to hide how friggin ugly they really are.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If The United States Marines have you in their crosshair sights.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think Mogadishu is a cool place to live.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you participated in the Six-Day War and lived to tell about it.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you live in Palestine and have had the crapped beaten out of you by the Israeli Troops.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you would like to have a Gay relationship with Yasser Arafat.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you are stupid enough to go to Mecca.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If the sound of a bomb exploding makes you dance in the streets shouting death to Infidels.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have to clean the SHIT out of your ears to hear what the next guy is saying !!
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If a grenade explodes outside your cave type dwelling and you smile and say, “Wow fellow rug rats, that was a close one.”
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you sneak, hide, and slither around like some stinking third world country ass-wipe terrorist.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If people call you a BUMI.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re an imitation towel from Indonesia.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you pick your nose and eat your own boogers.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you can stick one thumb up your ass and the other in your mouth and it forms a perfect vacuum.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use sand to wipe your ass.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think the Taliban is a song.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think a Pack Rat is a Pakistani National.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If the smell of fresh burnt bodies makes you want to have sex with the next Jew you meet.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If a Muslim Cleric told YOU to cut off your penis and you did.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you dress in camouflage clothing when you go to Friday Prayers.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you secretly watch porn on the Internet and masturbate on the computer screen.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use a cell phone to plot your next terrorist attack.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you never bathe and smell like pig shit.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you secretly eat pork and tell your friends its chicken.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your mother has a picture of your sister with bombs strapped to her tits and ass.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you smoke hashish and chase Camels around the camp all night.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re an Arab and live in France.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you had sex with your mother and traded your sister for an AK47.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you lay on your back looking at the sky while the American bombers are overhead and you say, “Look at the airplane, the plane, look look !!”
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use the pages from the Koran as toilet paper because you think there sent from Allah.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think the Profit Mohammed is a Lebanese movie actor.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you were in India and fucked a cow in public just to show those Seiks who’s better.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use other Muslims for target practice.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you recently visited the UK and people everywhere refer to you as sand niggers, camel jockeys, and towel heads.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you can ride a horse and fuck a dead goat at the same time.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your a wannabe towel head, live in Malaysia, and drive their local car called a Proton.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re able to shove a grenade up your ass without it going off.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have one or more relatives in Afghanistan who has lost a leg because the stupid bastard stepped on a land mine.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If as a boy you would sit around the campfire and roast Camel Dung on a stick.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you fucked your 10-year-old daughter and she squeals like a pig.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have a long white beard which is the home to one or more rats.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If the Cleric stops over to give you a blowjob on religious holidays.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re an opium poppy grower.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have more than one son named Mohammed.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your prayer rug as more holes in it than an Iraqi Tank.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you wash your penis on a rock by the river.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If every time you pass sheep they start getting nervous; and your cock is hanging out, and your drooling down your chin just looking at them.
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You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you open the Koran and see a picture of
yourself, and it has 'Idiot' written on it.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your AK47 is older than you are.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you stand on a toilet seat instead of sitting down like a real human being.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you wear your turbine too tight and think you can beat America.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think Osama bin Laden’s white towel on his head is sexy.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you live in a cave like a cockroach and plan terrorist attacks.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you drink goat’s milk and get high.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM if you get a hard on every time you see the ass of a Camel.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your youngest wife is older than your
oldest daughter.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you stick a hose up your ass to clean the crap out of it after shitting all over the place.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you bathe in Camel Dung.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have lick the balls of at least two Israeli’s in the past week.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your and old fashioned ‘Jizz Drinker.’
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you participated in Saddam’s rape rooms.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your wives wear scarves over their faces to hide how friggin ugly they really are.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If The United States Marines have you in their crosshair sights.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think Mogadishu is a cool place to live.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you participated in the Six-Day War and lived to tell about it.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you live in Palestine and have had the
crapped beaten out of you by the Israeli Troops.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you would like to have a Gay relationship with Yasser Arafat.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you are stupid enough to go to Mecca.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If the sound of a bomb exploding makes you
dance in the streets shouting death to Infidels.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have to clean the SHIT out of your ears to hear what the next guy is saying !!
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If a grenade explodes outside your cave type dwelling and you smile and say, “Wow fellow rug rats, that was a close one.”
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you sneak, hide, and slither around like some stinking third world country ass-wipe terrorist.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If people call you a BUMI.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re an imitation towel from Indonesia.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you pick your nose and eat your own
boogers.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you can stick one thumb up your ass and
the other in your mouth and it forms a perfect vacuum.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use sand to wipe your ass.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think the Taliban is a song.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think a Pack Rat is a Pakistani National.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If the smell of fresh burnt bodies makes you want to have sex with the next Jew you meet.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If a Muslim Cleric told YOU to cut off your penis and you did.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you dress in camouflage clothing when you go to Friday Prayers.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you secretly watch porn on the Internet and masturbate on the computer screen.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use a cell phone to plot your next
terrorist attack.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you never bathe and smell like pig shit.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you secretly eat pork and tell your friends its chicken.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your mother has a picture of your sister with bombs strapped to her tits and ass.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you smoke hashish and chase Camels
around the camp all night.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re an Arab and live in France.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you had sex with your mother and traded
your sister for an AK47.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you lay on your back looking at the sky
while the American bombers are overhead and you say, “Look at the airplane, the plane, look look !!”
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use the pages from the Koran as toilet paper because you think there sent from Allah.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you think the Profit Mohammed is a
Lebanese movie actor.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you were in India and fucked a cow in
public just to show those Seiks who’s better.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you use other Muslims for target practice.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you recently visited the UK and people
everywhere refer to you as sand niggers, camel jockeys, and towel heads.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you can ride a horse and fuck a dead goat at the same time.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your a wannabe towel head, live in Malaysia, and drive their local car called a Proton.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re able to shove a grenade up your ass without it going off.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have one or more relatives in Afghanistan who has lost a leg because the stupid bastard stepped on a land mine.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If as a boy you would sit around the campfire and roast Camel Dung on a stick.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you fucked your 10-year-old daughter and she squeals like a pig.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have a long white beard which is the home to one or more rats.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If the Cleric stops over to give you a blowjob on religious holidays.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you’re an opium poppy grower.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you have more than one son named
Mohammed.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If your prayer rug as more holes in it than an Iraqi Tank.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If you wash your penis on a rock by the river.
You May Be A Redneck MUSLIM If every time you pass sheep they start getting nervous; and your cock is hanging out, and your drooling down your chin just
looking at them.
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