Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Jack's Muslim Jokes Part 24

Muslim Redneck Jedi

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How To Identify A Muslim Jedi said...

You May be a MUSLIM Jedi Redneck if …
Part 1 -
-- You have ever heard the phrase, "May Allah be with you."
-- Your Jedi robe matches that towel on your head.
-- You have ever used your light saber to cut off the head of an Israeli.
-- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok in curry sauce.
-- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front of a mosque.
-- You know the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the two-headed Camels.
-- Wookiees are offended by your Body Odor.
-- You consistently use the Force to turn the pages of the Koran.
-- You have ever used the Force in conjunction with Camel Riding.
-- Your father has ever said to you, "Son, come on over to the Dark'll be a suicide blast."
-- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get another wife.
-- You have Camel’s Head painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
-- You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the canopy window.
-- Although you had to kill him, you thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.