Friday, May 2, 2008

Jack's Muslim Jokes Part 25

Redneck Muslim Jokes, Part 1

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Redneck Muslim Jokes Part 1 said...

You may be a Redneck Muslim if …..

Your mother wears combat boots

Your wife lets loud Pussy Farts in Public

You Blow your nose on your wife’s Burka

Your local Islamic religious leaders all have a fancy for your Goat

Your wife picks her teeth with a rusty old bayonet

You grease your Donkey’s ass and cart with Pigs Fat

Your opium inhaler is Taliban certified

You mix Camel Dung and Water for your Water Pipe

Your wife’s breath smells like a goats used ass

You need a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass to find your penis