Thursday, February 28, 2008

Jack's Muslim Jokes Part 23

13 comments:

The Unknown Comic said...

Good evening fellow Muslims,
Infidels and women who are NOT nude please get out!

The Unknown Comic said...

On my flight to New York, there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said, "occupied."

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
A) Nothing! You told her twice already!

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians?
A) It bombed!

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
A) Lefty!

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
A) It features full facial nudity!

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
A) Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
A) Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed.
A) Who is saved? The world!

The Unknown Comic said...

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by the Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?

A) Live ammunition

The Unknown Comic said...

Q) What did the Palestinian girl asked to her mommy?
A) After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?