Signs You Have Entered An Ethnic Muslim Neighborhood in the UK: Another Great Original By: JACK(1) The Men are naked except for their turbines and are sitting on the steps jerking off as the schoolgirls go by.(2) The young schoolgirls flash you by raising their veils and showing their ugly Bugs Bunny buckteeth.(3) The young men are wearing diapers with holes cut out to allow their monkey tails to show.(4) There are conjugal visiting hours for Muslim women with the Monkeys at the zoo.(5) A local Arab TV network based in London is showing live goat sex with the local cleric from the mosque.(6) Every other house has an illegal AK47 assault rifle and a suicide kit with the London Tube (subway) schedules.(7) Every Muslim house has a Bible, a Crucifix, and a picture of Jesus hidden away in the event the police come looking for terrorist, they can pull them out and claim they are Christians.(8) You can either here the sounds of a very young girl or a sheep screaming in the night from being raped.(9) Everyone has duel citizenship and a one-way ticket to Somalia.(10) A Jewish delicatessen is on every corner selling fresh pork sandwiches wrapped in pages of the Koran.
THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY:The devil came down on NYCHe was lookin for souls to stealAnd he was in a bindCause he was way behindWith an Arab he'd made a dealWhen he killed our own on American soilWe knew it was an evil plotBush stepped upon that podiumSaid" boy let me tell you what:I bet you didn't know itBut we got plans of our own too.And if you care to take a dareI'll make a bet with you.You may have begun this battle boy,But give America it's dueWe're gonna find you no matter where you goWe'll win this war against you.The marine said: my names JohnnyThis is where I come inI'm part of this bet your gonna regretCause we're the best that's ever been.Air Force load up our planes and bomb those Arabs hardCause hell's broke loose in AmericaBush called out the national guard.And when we win you'll not seethose shiny streets of goldYou'll have lost , now the devils got your soul.The navy jumped on our ships and said:We'll start this show"Fire flew from there turrets as they struck a mighty blow.The army marched across the sandsAnd they made an evil hissThen a band of volunteers joined inAnd it sounded something like this.When you attacked America you said"look what i have done"But just cower there in your holeAnd let our soldiers show you how it's done.Fire in the towers run boys runAmerica was attacked at the rising sunTerrorism's always been a faceless foeIt's gonna be a dogfight don't cha'll know.The devil bowed his headCause he knew that he'd been beatAnd he realized our American spirithe can not defeatBush said: devil just come on backIf you ever wanna try again....I done told you onceYou son-of-a-gunAmerica's the best it's ever been!!!!
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