Thursday, February 28, 2008

Jack's Muslim Jokes Part 23

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good evening fellow Muslims,
Infidels and women who are NOT nude please get out!

Anonymous said...

On my flight to New York, there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said, "occupied."

Anonymous said...

Q) What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
A) Nothing! You told her twice already!

Anonymous said...

Q) How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Anonymous said...

Q) Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians?
A) It bombed!

Anonymous said...

Q) What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
A) Lefty!

Anonymous said...

Q) Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
A) It features full facial nudity!

Anonymous said...

Q) Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
A) Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!

Anonymous said...

Q) Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
A) Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

Anonymous said...

Q) A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed.
A) Who is saved? The world!

Anonymous said...

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by the Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"

Anonymous said...

Q) What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?

A) Live ammunition

Anonymous said...

Q) What did the Palestinian girl asked to her mommy?
A) After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?