Good evening fellow Muslims,Infidels and women who are NOT nude please get out!
On my flight to New York, there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said, "occupied."
Q) What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?A) Nothing! You told her twice already!
Q) How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?A) None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Q) Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians? A) It bombed!
Q) What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A) Lefty!
Q) Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? A) It features full facial nudity!
Q) Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? A) Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Q) Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? A) Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
Q) A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. A) Who is saved? The world!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by the Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
Q) What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?A) Live ammunition
Q) What did the Palestinian girl asked to her mommy? A) After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?
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