Muslim Math Exam:Another Original By: JACK City - Any Muslim SchoolType: Math Proficiency Exam Real Name: _________________ Terrorist Name: _____________________Terrorist Affiliation: _________________ TEST Questions …1. Mohammed has an AK-47 with a 15-round clip. If he misses 14 out of every 15 shots. It takes him 12 seconds to change out clips. He uses 4 clips. How long will it be before he his killed ? 2. Abu bin Dumbass has 12 kilos of raw opium, and he sells one and half kilos for $325. An RPG launcher cost $950. Each rocket grenade cost $75. How many more kilos does Abu have to sell to buy one RPG launcher and 3 grenades? 3. Akbar is pimping 8 Muslim whores. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Akbar can pay for his $500 per day cocaine habit and his $900 per day gambling habit? 4. Moktar wants to cut his half-pound of unrefined heroin to make a 20% profit. How many ounces of finished cut will he need? 5. Azeem bin Azhar gets $200 for stealing Saddam’s toilet seats. If he has stolen 10 seats how much money has he made? 6. al-Zarkawi is paid $500 by the House of Saud for every car bomb he sets off in Iraq. He was just paid $10,000. How many bombs did he set off? 7. If the average strap-on suicide bomb weighs 10 kilos, how many suicide bombers are needed for 320 metric tons of explosives? 8. Abdullah has 10 goats, 3 camels, 2 donkeys, one baboon, and 4 wives. He has sex twice a day. He has 5 children and two of his wives are pregnant. How many times per week does he fuck the baboon?9. Amir has 3 camels. He likes fried camel dung. Each camel excretes 10 pounds of dung per day. How much dung will he need to feed a Ramadan party of 300 guests?10. Habib sucks the dick of 5 goats per day, he has a herd of 2121 goats, assuming he never sucks the same goats cock, how many days will elapse before he has suck the cock of every goat in his herd?
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